There is rarely a dull moment in the JC MSFL. Find out the latest pearls of wisdom from managers and players across the league.

WINNER: - Jamie Kyte (LM Lions B) - "4-0 up at half time I put the kettle on, pulled out the deckchair and started reading the Mail on Sunday. 25 minutes later, with only one goal in it, I was having my blood pressure checked"

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- Jack Morris (Temple Fortune A) - "Special mention to the ref who played an excellent advantage in the build up to our second goal. We often criticise refs for blowing up too early so it's only right to applaud the ref on this occasion"

- Jeremy Leigh (UJIA) - "the gaffer was smashing teacups at half time. It was hilarious"

- Viv Emanuel (Montana) - after scoring a goal of the week contender from Elliot Kennard, Emanuel said: "why am I playing him at left-back?"