Spotted in the Oxford Student newspaper this lonely heart ad: “Keen BJOC [Big Jew on Campus] seeks tasty, curly-haired co-religionist for shul, shmoozing and shtupping.... Happy to have Shabbas lunch with your mishpocha for a first date.” Eligible candidates are invited to write to the paper, who will put you in touch with the mystery mensch.
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