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This from Michael Winner in the Sunday Times, as told him by lyricist Don Black: "Mrs Cohen goes to a fortune teller. She's told, 'Your husband is going to be beaten, mutilated and murdered.' Mrs Cohen asks, 'Was I acquitted?'"

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