1. Craig Sandford (Glenthorne Utd B) - three one-yard misses
2. Chigwell Athletic vs Norstar A - GAFF 1 - Chigwell's own goal due to a spectacularly bad clearance from the usually imperious Josh Pistol
3. Chigwell Athletic vs Norstar A - GAFF 2 - referee Brendan Pieters awarded a goal for Chigwell from a corner that clearly sailed over the bar, bowing under the pressure of the home team. Paul Lenchner was particularly unsportsmanlike promising it had gone in... Glenn Michaels a much better sport, agreeing to run the ball into his own net if the referee didn't change his mind. Which he did. Hero.
4. Chigwell Athletic vs Norstar A - GAFF 3 - the JC cameraman for missing Glenn's Thierry Henry-style knee slide after scoring the third goal (only photographic evidence can prove this wasn't the case)!
5. Marc Hecht (SPEC FC) - missing a completely open goal from six yards out. It was harder to miss!
Email nominations to dcaro@thejc.com