Having steered his team into the fourth round of the Jewish FA Cup, Redbridge Jewish Care boss Eilon Kennet came up with this pearler.

WINNER: - Eilon Kennet (Redbridge JC A) - "With a final score of 4-1, it was always comfortable for us, but still respectable enough for the proud Dads to tell their sons and daughters of another great adventure over the Sunday roast, as opposed to the Sunday roasting they had been expecting. Oh the beautiful game!"

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NOMINEES

Dave Lusman (Shirley Park) - "Nicky Plotnek blesses the field with serious teckers and a wealth of experience that's beyond are league, and we've been very grateful to have him in our ranks"

- David Garbacz (Hendon A) - QUOTE 1 - "a shocking but thankfully very rare goalkeeping error which would definitely make it into any Chanukah video compilation of bloomers"

- David Garbacz (Hendon A) - QUOTE 2 - "Last season our challenge was to lead from the front - this year we have to come from behind but we have enormous belief that we have the capability to do so"

- JJ Marrache (Brixton) - On Alon Hershkorn: "I reckon this kid can give Ronaldo and Lennon something to think about with his pace"

- Phil Peters (Norstar A) - "It was disappointing to see SPEC resort to such dirty tactics to try and get a result - they'd have been a lot more threatening if they'd played the football we know they're capable of. I really hope they get promoted this year - they certainly have a talented enough squad to do so"