This morning I tried to wire some money to someone in Hebron.

I said I would like to wire some money to Judea and Samaria. The girl in the travel agent looked at me blank.

She said we don't have that country down here. I said how about The Disputed Territories ?

She said, no we don't have that either.

I said how about The Occupied Palestinian Territories ?

She said, yes we have that.

I said, where does that list come from ?

She said, " The Foreign Office."