Nick Cohen's performance on Crosstalk, a strand on 18 Doughty Street, has more to commend it than just this, but...to watch him destroy the Yazzmonster is a truly wonderful sight. You can watch it, and relish it, here.

Really, is there a more irritatingly wrong person on the entire planet than Ms Alibhai-Brown?

(I should say that I have been unfairly given the accolade of having coined the phrase 'Yazzmonster'. I would love to have done, but I have merely appropriated it from the peerless Peter Briffa.)