There was once a woman who wanted to become Jewish to please her Jewish husband. So, she went to see a rabbi. After a long process, the rabbi told her to enter a mikvah and dunk her head.
The woman responded, "I just went to the beauty parlor and had my hair done. The permit cost me 20 pounds. Is there any way I can go in without dunking my head?" The rabbi paused for a minute and replied, "Well, you can go in without dunking your head, but then you'll still have a goyishe kop".
A survey has found that that American Jews must apply to 24.2 per cent more jobs to hear back from the same number of employers as someone signalling Western European heritage
Nature abhors a vacuum and Syria is now a power vacuum. Let us hope it is filled with something positive
This week I had two unexpectedly uplifting moments which revolved around cemeteries
If one message has emerged in intelligence circles in recent weeks it is that Iran’s ‘axis of resistance’ is not all it was cracked up to be. The Ayatollah is sitting atop a papier mâché fort
When it comes to couples no longer together, my mother’s maxim is paramount: when you’ve got children, there’s no such thing as divorce
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