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Melchett Mike

Melchett Mike

Registered: 6 November 2008
For an honest, often light-hearted, portrait of Israeli culture & society, life in Tel Aviv, and other musings, go to my blog at http://melchettmike.wordpress.com/(if you enjoy, subscribe for email updates).

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Shavuos Caption Competition

By Melchett Mike, May 23, 2012

The following photograph was taken yesterday on Brent Street, Hendon . . .

http://melchettmike.wordpress.com/2012/05/23/shavuos-caption-competition...

Get those captions coming!

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Grooming in the Green: Just imagine it

By Melchett Mike, May 10, 2012

A gang of nine Jewish males from Golders Green – eight English-born and one Israeli – has been convicted of grooming underage non-Jewish girls for sex, the vulnerable teenagers having been lavished with salt beef sandwiches (on rye) and latkes, and plied with Palwin No. 10, at kosher restaurants across North-West London.

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John McCarthy

By Melchett Mike, May 2, 2012

I forgot to turn off my Internet radio, last night. It’s a fantastic piece of gear, that can broadcast BBC Radio 5 Live to Jaffa . . . if you want to hear it, that is.

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Luzon my religion: Israel's not-so-beautiful game

By Melchett Mike, April 25, 2012

“No need for excuses,” quipped a fellow Anglo-Israeli on the phone, as I was attempting to explain why I was at Maccabi Tel Aviv vs. Rishon Le’tzion (and thus couldn’t hear him). And Ron had not missed the irony. There was, indeed, a need for excuses!

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Buying in Bet Shemesh: Let the freier beware!

By Melchett Mike, April 17, 2012

I had to laugh just now, perusing The Jerusalem Post's Passover Real Estate supplement (passed down to me, JC-style, by my mother).

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Brothers and sisters, stop yer wailing!

By Melchett Mike, April 1, 2012

Tomorrow marks 50 days since young Ethiopians set up a protest tent at the top of my street.

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From Jew-obsession to the mechanics of murder

By Melchett Mike, March 26, 2012

“The Muslim faith has nothing to do with the insane acts of this man.”

So opined the French President, last week, following the latest acts of cold-blooded murder by a hate-filled Muslim, including once again – almost a year to the day since the Itamar infanticide – of three Jewish children, this time aged 3, 6 and 8.

“Nothing to do with”? Are you sure, Mr. Sarkozy?

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From Raleigh C to Petach T: Musings on Shul

By Melchett Mike, March 20, 2012

The theory of Primary Return-to-Womb Craving describes the infant’s resentment at his extrusion from the womb, and his longing to return to it. And while this infant has, thankfully, got over the loss of that particular sanctuary, he has experienced greater difficulty in overcoming that of another: his former home town shul. I just haven’t found anywhere to replace Raleigh Close.

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Some Don't Like It HOT

By Melchett Mike, February 7, 2012

After years of hair-tearing frustration with the crap cable, and even crapper customer, 'service' provided by HOT Israel, I am finally – following numerous broken promises (to myself) – doing something to disengage from the bastards: I am connecting my newly renovated apartment with HOT's satellite competitor, yes.

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Dating Israeli Women (Part II): Freeing the Dirty Dog Within

By Melchett Mike, February 1, 2012

Well, it wasn’t really The End (see my previous blog, Dating Israeli Women: A Guide by the Perplexed). J . . . oh, f*** it, Jennifer forgave that e-mail, and granted me a stay of execution. A brief one. We saw each other twice more, before that dreaded pregnant pause on the telephone, on the evening before our fifth date . . .

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Dating Israeli Women: A Guide by the Perplexed

By Melchett Mike, January 10, 2012

“You have to find an English speaker,” opined John over lunch on Hashmona’im Street last week, as I whinged about my latest debacle with Israel’s finest.

And John may well have a point. But it takes a strong-willed man to settle for fish and chips or a Big Mac and fries, when he could, instead, feast on a Me’urav Yerushalmi (Jerusalem mixed grill).

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Spitters and splitters: what have the charedim ever done for us?

By Melchett Mike, December 31, 2011

Everyone’s been talking charedim here, this past week, after ultra-Orthodox Jews spat on a 7-year old girl as she walked home from school in Bet Shemesh.

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Big Boys, Little Boys and Ladyboys

By Melchett Mike, December 8, 2011

Friday, October 28, 2011. The departure lounge of AeroSvit flight VV238 to Kiev. The atmosphere couldn’t be more different from that of an El Al flight. Rather, there is no atmosphere. It could be pre-Gorby Russia.

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On yer bike: The myth of the caring society?

By Melchett Mike, October 19, 2011

I have not made the most auspicious of starts to the New Year.

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Watering the beasts: a lesson in comparative religion

By Melchett Mike, October 1, 2011

Striding down Shderot Yerushalayim (Jerusalem Boulevard) last week, running late for an appointment in south Jaffa, Stuey and Dexxy, starting to wilt under the midday sun, were desperately trying to pull me off the tarmacked sidewalk and under the shade of each and every tree.

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