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Keeping Winehouse company

By Simon Rocker, June 16, 2011

There will be a little Yiddish-flavoured hors d'ouevre before Amy Winehouse takes the stage in Istanbul on Monday as part of her world tour.

Her support act will be Oi Va Voi, the London band that helped to make klezmer cool in the UK.

Oi Va Voi (above) enjoy a considerable European following - they are headlining at Hungary's equivalent of Glastonbury in the summer and have already played a

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Horse with kosher pedigree

By Simon Rocker, June 16, 2011

There are already race horses called Menorah and Mezuzah but here is another that happens to have a hoof in the Jewish stable - Frankel, who triumphed in the St James Palace Stakes at Ascot this week, remaining unbeaten.

The champion was named after a leading American trainer, Bobby Frankel, who died a couple of years ago and whose parents ran a kosher catering business.

Frankel's owner is

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A Prince on the menu

By Simon Rocker, June 16, 2011

The Board of Deputies rounds off its 250th anniversary celebrations next month with a dinner, graced by a royal guest.

The Board wants to keep his identity under wraps. But it's an open secret.

Here's a clue: he is heir to the throne, his wife is a duchess but they are not the couple who just got married.

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No freedom for Dylan

By Simon Rocker, June 16, 2011

He is the world's best-known bard but Bob Dylan is not quite big enough for Haringey, the London borough where he bought a house.

The council has rejected a proposal to make him a freeman, saying the honour was reserved only for those who made outstanding contributions to local life.

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Meet the hands-on minister

By Simon Rocker, June 16, 2011

You don't need to bring a rabbi to the classroom when you can keep children entertained with one of these religious leaders produced by educational aid suppliers TTS.

And there are probably one or two congregations thinking this might make a pleasant change in the pulpit, too.

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Baroness Deech: Universities should break with UCU

By Simon Rocker, June 10, 2011

Universities should consider breaking off links with the union representing academics in the wake of its new policy on antisemitism, Baroness Deech told the House of Lords this week.

The peer, a former principal of St Anne's College, Oxford, launched a scathing attack on the University and College Union for rejecting a definition of antisemitism adopted by the European Union.

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Pig's head left at Scots doorway

By Simon Rocker, June 10, 2011

Police have said that the leaving of a pig's head outside the home of a Jewish woman in Aberdeen is not a racial incident.

The head, reportedly with a knife stuck in it, was left on the doorstep of the woman on Friday evening the week before last.

But Grampian Police stated this week: "Following our initial inquiries we can confirm the incident is being treated as a breach of the peace and n

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Schochet quits RCUS

By Simon Rocker, June 10, 2011

Mill Hill Synagogue's Rabbi Yitzchak Schochet is stepping down after a three-year stint as chairman of the United Synagogue's rabbinical council (RCUS), prompting a contested election to succeed him.

Rabbi Julian Shindler, executive director of RCUS, said that three rabbis had so far been nominated for the post ahead of next Tuesday's vote but he could not reveal their names until after nominat

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The chaplain's soccer past

By Simon Rocker, June 10, 2011

At least one rabbi would have rejoiced at QPR's promotion to the Premier League: Rabbi Ariel Friedlander, who is set to become Liberal Judaism's first designated university chaplain. Because, before the rabbinate, she used to be one of the club's official photographers.

She started going to Loftus Road as a child to watch games with her father, the late Rabbi Albert Friedlander.

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Hague's date with deputies

By Simon Rocker, June 10, 2011

Back from Benghazi, William Hague can now look forward to his long-awaited meeting next Thursday with a delegation from the Board of Deputies. Long-awaited by the Board, that is.

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The MP who's a mensch

By Simon Rocker, June 10, 2011

Conservative MP and chick-lit author Louise Bagshawe, who took the BBC to task over its sparse coverage of the Fogel family murders earlier this year, has officially become a Mensch.

She married Peter Mensch, manager of Metallica and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, in a private ceremony in Manhattan over the parliamentary recess.

Will we be seeing Mrs Mensch in shul on High Holy Days now?

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Stamping on the amps

By Simon Rocker, June 10, 2011

Time for over-amplified bands who turn simchas into aural assault courses finally to face the music - from the Beth Din of London's Union of Orthodox Hebrew Congregations.

The rabbis have issued a ruling repeating experts' warnings that loud music can damage your ears and telling party hosts to ask the band to keep the volume down to reasonable levesl - or else suffer a deduction in their fee.

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Stripped to his last assets

By Simon Rocker, June 10, 2011

Disgraced financier Bernie Madoff's boxer shorts fetched $200 at an auction in Florida the other day to help raise compensation for his victims. That's what you might really call short-selling.

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Bagel fiend is unmasked

By Simon Rocker, June 2, 2011

A hooded graffiti artist with a bone to pick over non-authentic bagels has confused shoppers with mysterious "Reclaim the Bagel" graffiti. The "clean graffiti", created by cleaning a pattern into pavements in Golders Green, Edgware and Radlett promoted a campaign against inferior bagels in favour of the boiled variety.

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Division belle Luciana

By Simon Rocker, June 2, 2011

The craze sweeping the offices across the country this week is sexyMP.co.uk, where MP's are rated on what really counts, their sex appeal.

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Belieber in Yeshua

By Simon Rocker, June 2, 2011

Pintsized popstar Justin Bieber may have left Israel with more than some sand in his suitcase. The teenage singer, who delighted fans with a concert in Tel Aviv last month, was recently spotted sporting a new tattoo in Ivrit. The tattoo, on his left ribcage, is of the Hebrew word Yeshua, translated into English as Jesus.

Justin is a devout Christian, but his manager Scooter Braun is Jewish.

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Unlikely Freemason

By Simon Rocker, June 2, 2011

A Greek Orthodox Palestinian Arab freemason has been installed in Tel Aviv as the Grand Master of the Grand Lodge of Israel.

According to the British magazine 'Freemasonry Today', Haifa-born Nadim Mansour will be in the position until 2013.

The Grand Lodge of Israel has about 1,299 freemason members in 56 lodges, working in 10 languages and has members of five different religions.

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Birbeck College Zionists

By Simon Rocker, June 2, 2011

Birkbeck College, University of London was one the key players in the NUS' new boycott of Israel, seems to have had a pleasing change of heart. One reader spotted posters for Arts Week with a picture of Zionist Vladimir Jabotinsky emblazoned on the posters.

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Labour councillor defects to Tories

By Simon Rocker, May 26, 2011

A Jewish councillor has quit Hackney's ruling Labour party and joined the previously all-Charedi Conservative opposition.

Linda Kelly, a former speaker of the north London council, was elected in 2002. She fell out with Labour after protesting at its planned budget cuts.

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Wolfson grant funding LSJS teacher training

By Simon Rocker, May 26, 2011

The London School of Jewish Studies has received a £150,000 grant from the Charles Wolfson Trust to develop facilities for teacher training.

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