Player profile: Benji Dymant


December 17, 2009

Age: 22 Lives: Stanmore
Occupation: Insolvency Administrator
Nickname: Bugs
Team supported: Tottenham
Position: Creative midfielder in the Iniesta mold
Previous clubs: Neasden, Brady
Status: Girlfriend
Likes: Spurs, 1 Bute, Stella, Ocean in Nottingham
Dislikes: Arsenal, Robbie Keane, Jermaine Jenas
Football idol: Gazza
Best player played with: Jewish - David Marcus Non-Jewish, Played against: Jacques Magahoma (currently Spurs Reserves)
Famous look-a-like: Aladin
Favourite ground: White Hart Lane
Favourite food: Steak and chips
Favourite kosher restaurant: Kaifeng
Favourite holiday destination: Ibiza
Favourite film: Gladiator
Favourite car: Audi R8
Actual car: VW Polo 1.4
Big match preparation: 3 pints of Stella, 5 vodka red bulls, then in bed at 3am and a banana before kick off
Dream date: Megan Fox in a Spurs shirt
Career highlight: Maccabiah silver medal
Most embarrassing moment: To be honest, one of the many times I cried when I lost when I was younger … I hate losing!
Claim to fame: I broke the Bradford City’s chairman’s ankle on holiday in the Algarve when I was 11 playing a friendly game leaving him on crutches for the rest of the holiday. He offered me trials on the back of it!
One regret: A great man named Robbie Williams once said “no regrets, they only hurt”
Motto: Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser
Studs or blades? Moulds
Bagels or rye bread? Bagels
Shwarma or falafel? Shwarma

Last updated: 3:14pm, December 17 2009