The Diary

One over the eight in Essex

By Simon Rocker, December 23, 2009

I hope you had yourselves a merry Chanucah. They certainly did at Buckhurst Hill Chabad House in Essex, with this whisky-filled menorah.

The 7ft lamp was made of pipes containing 65 litres of single malt donated by the Tullibardine Distillery in the Scottish Highlands.

A tap fitted to the stem of the menorah ensured that Rabbi Odom Brandman (pictured) and company could enjoy a regular flow of l’chaims.

Beats doughnuts any day.

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Mandy amid the latkes

By Simon Rocker, December 23, 2009

Although Gordon Brown was off in Copenhagen trying to cool the planet, Lord Mandelson was on hand to dispense good cheer at last week’s Downing Street Chanucah party.

Premier latkas all round for those there to enjoy them. But while entertainment types such as Josh Howie and Vanessa Feltz were present, many a communal official was miffed at not being on the guest list.

Still, there’s always Purim.

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Guardian apologises

By Simon Rocker, December 23, 2009

Hallelujah, an apology from the Guardian on Tuesday, which said it should not have put headline “Israel admits harvesting Palestinian organs” on a story about the admission, from an ex-head of a forensic institute, that, in the 1990s, specialists took organs from the bodies of Israeli soldiers and citizens, Palestinians and foreign workers without permission from families. The headline “did not match the article”, the paper said.

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Inside story: bad-guy broiges

By Simon Rocker, December 17, 2009

A striking trio of Jewish prisoners is currently doing time in the remote surroundings of the North Carolina Correctional Facility, USA. Jonathan Pollard, convicted of spying for Israel, is far from keen on the company of his Jewish cellmate, a rapist and murderer. He does, though, have a regular lunch with the third Jew: Bernie Madoff. Lunch companions they may be, but the Diary has learned that Pollard is barely more enamoured with the stupendous swindler, whose lack of remorse irks Pollard. According to Our Man On The Inside, Pollard regards Madoff as lowlife.

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Free speech – Good Lord!

By Simon Rocker, December 17, 2009

It Seems that the recently ennobled Chief Rabbi Lord Sacks is beginning to find his feet in the House of Lords. But, as he explained to delegates at Sunday’s JNF conference in Hendon, acclimatising to the rarefied air of the upper chamber has not been an entirely straightforward process.

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A darling seeking lovers

By Simon Rocker, December 17, 2009

Are you a single Jewish lady looking for love? Are you husband-hunting? Are you the last single girl among your friends? Do you have a pushy mother who sets you up on dates?

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Sitting pretty with Rachel

By Simon Rocker, December 17, 2009

Want to sit on a celebrity cuddle couch? It could be yours for £300. Alex Bourne, actor and Maccabi league star striker, better known as the other half of singer Rachel Stevens, is offering the couple’s year-old purple sofa for sale on Facebook. And Alex is prepared to take a £1,700 loss on the £2,000 that he forked out a year ago.

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Rod's love train derailed

By Simon Rocker, December 10, 2009

You would think there would have been nothing in Rod Stewart’s ITV show last Saturday night to affront specifically Jewish ears. But an alert watcher from Edgware has found cause for complaint. Mr Stewart’s repertoire included Love Train, sung by the O’Jays in the 1970s.

According to the original lyrics, among those invited on board said train are“folks in Russia and China” and “folks in Egypt and Israel”, too.

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The slow boat to Haifa

By Simon Rocker, December 10, 2009

As world leaders in Copenhagen try to thrash out an agreement to combat climate change, it is good to know that Anglo-Jewish organisations are planning to do their bit. In order to cut carbon emissions, the UJIA is considering sending gap-year students to Israel by boat rather than plane.

There are educational advantages too, believes UJIA chief executive Douglas Krikler. Apart from visiting Jewish communities en route, retracing the journey of early immigrants who reached Haifa by boat could be “particularly poignant”, he says.

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Chelsea's mishpachah

By Simon Rocker, December 10, 2009

Let's hope Chelsea Clinton’s future uncle-in-law does not get access to mum Hillary. Her fiance Marc is a nephew of anti-Zionist Prof Norton Mezvinsky.

Chelsea, incidentally, won’t be the first of presidential stock to enter a Jewish family. Claudia Taylor Brod, grandchild of Lyndon Johnson, converted to Judaism and lives in Miami. And Franklin Roosevelt’s great-grandson, Joshua Boettiger, is a rabbi.

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