The Diary

The aliens reach Jerusalem

By Simon Rocker, February 10, 2011

Never mind if the Israelis and Palestinians cannot make peace because the matter is about to be taken out of their hands. A UFO (see bright light above) has been spotted over the Temple Mount - to the excitement of Michael Cohen of allnewsweb, the "world's only intergalactic daily news service". Veteran Scottish guru Benjamin Creme thinks the visitation sign of the impending arrival of the Messiah, or the Maitreya as he calls him (who he once believed to be living incognito in Brick Lane).

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No whisky galore

By Simon Rocker, February 10, 2011

The Liberal Jewish Synagogue, St John's Wood has a reputation for music and the singing at its centenary service last Shabbat by all accounts lived up to the occasion. But there are some things the Liberals still have to learn from the Orthodox. At the sumptuous kiddush afterwards, one guest reached for a shot glass of amber liquid which he thought was a whisky - only, to his horror, to down a tot of apple juice.

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Rabbi blue gets a call

By Simon Rocker, February 10, 2011

Why would Sir Patrick Stewart be wanting to have a word with Rabbi Lionel Blue?
His agent approached us for Rabbi Blue's contact details this week. Could the actor, who has traversed galaxies as Star Trek's Captain Picard, played mutant Professor X in The X-Men and soliloquised over invisible daggers on the Shakespearean stage, be thinking of making a biopic of Thought for the Day's most famous contributor?

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Chicken soup for Samantha

By Simon Rocker, February 10, 2011

Samantha Spiro, fresh from winning the Best Female Comedy Breakthrough Award for her portrayal of the dopey aunt in the sitcom Grandma's House, is heading for a more serious role this summer.

She will star as the Jewish matriarch Sarah Kahn in the Royal Court's long-awaited revival of Sir Arnold Wesker's Chicken Soup With Barley. The play, set amid the turbulent politics of the 1930s, was last staged by the Royal Court 50 years ago.

Spiro appeared in its sequel Roots as the non-Jewish Beattie a decade ago but she returns to Wesker, several awards and two daughters later.

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Banksy's swap with Borat

By Simon Rocker, February 10, 2011

It must be the deal of the year. Sacha Baron Cohen has acquired a Banksy painting, said to be worth £100,000, to hang in his LA flat in return for giving the secretive street artist one of the moustaches used in the filming of Borat.

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Celebrity crackers

By Simon Rocker, February 3, 2011

The humble matzah has found its way into the kitchen of at least one celebrity chef. Jamie Oliver has included it as an ingredient in a smoked haddock chowder in his latest cookbook.

But this is not a dish you would want to serve up at Pesach. Jamie's kosher cracker keeps some distinctly unkosher company: tiger prawns.

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No smiles from Mr Mubarak

By Simon Rocker, February 3, 2011

Former Sky News presenter Vivien Creegor recalls hosting an event to raise the profile of Gamal Mubarak, son of President Hosni and long thought his preferred successor to rule the Arab republic.

Ms Creegor has chaired international conferences and was introduced to Gamal through his mother Suzanne. Mubarak junior was scheduled to do a question and answer session with the foreign press in Cairo's main sports stadium.

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Singing the Jews

By Simon Rocker, February 3, 2011

There will be some Jewish interest beyond Israel in this year's Eurovision song contest. After Britain's recent dismal showings in recent years, Brit-winning boyband Blue, whose line-up includes our very own Anthony Costa of Edgware, have been chosen to revive our national hopes.

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Missing Michael Winner

By Simon Rocker, January 27, 2011

A sell-out crowd of 200 waited for the speaker at the London Jewish Cultural Centre on Tuesday. And waited. And waited.

But instead of a good night's raconteuring from Michael Winner about his life in "movies and other places", the audience had to settle for a refund. Because he failed to show.

Such a thing has not happened at the LJCC since the Archbishop of Canterbury got the wrong North End Road and turned up in Earls Court rather than Golders Green - although he made it, an hour late, eventually.

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This cartoonist's no joke

By Simon Rocker, January 27, 2011

A caricature of Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas dressed as a Jewish settler appeared on the Guardian's "Palestine Papers" blog this week.

It was drawn by the Brazilian Carlos Latoff who, the Just Journalism website recalled, won second prize in the International Holocaust Cartoon Competition in 2006 - a cynical stunt staged by an Iranian newspaper and condemned by the United States as an attempt to "denigrate the horror that was the Holocaust".

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