Shellfish singles

By Simon Rocker, April 29, 2010

What is redder than a lobster?

Answer: a rabbi's face when he spots one on the menu of a Jewish organisation.

A reader from the North of England was exercised about an email shot he received from American JDate for a singles weekend in California next month.

Along with the promise of "incredible beach", "gorgeous accommodation", Martinis and women - apparently more numerous than men - there is, of course, the food: sushi, steaks and lobster.

Put the lid on the pot and give them a class in Leviticus, I say.

Last updated: 11:30am, April 29 2010