The Diary

Shmuley B in da house?

By Simon Rocker, February 9, 2012

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach wants to run as a Republican for Congress. The talk show host intends to pitch for the party's nomination for a New Jersey district. If he were chosen to stand and then elected in November, he would, he believes, be the first rabbi in the house.

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Muzzle Tov: a dog's life

By Simon Rocker, February 9, 2012

You recall last week I lauded Muzzle Tov, the greyhound who won his race after Shabbat. He was back in action last Saturday, when he should have been taking kiddush in his kennel, and this time he managed only fifth. Mind you, the Torah talks about resting your cattle, not your dog.

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What Jackie said competition

By Simon Rocker, February 9, 2012

The lucky winner of our caption contest - and recipient of two tickets to see Jackie Mason in London this month - is Estelle Ries of Radlett.

In her entry, the comedian tells Mikhail Gorbachev in the above photo: "If I give you my autograph, everyone will want one!"

And here are Jackie Mason's own suggestions. To Gorbachev, he says; "Have you ever thought about converting?

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Kate's chasidic dress sense

By Simon Rocker, February 9, 2012

Don't be surprised if the Duchess of Cambridge were to go shopping in Stamford Hill because one of her favourite coats was inspired by a kapote.

Katherine Hooker, designer of the London Contrast coat, told New York magazine that it was based on "a young boy's Chasidic coat" that she once bought in a junk shop in Israel during a visit as a teenager.

It was "black silk with a little collar, cu

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No ears for Mr Livingstone

By Simon Rocker, February 9, 2012

Rabbi Alan Plancey, emeritus United Synagogue minister and a Conservative councillor, experienced chilly feet this week, not because of the snow but the idea of going to a charity dinner for Orthodox school Side by Side, whose guest is Labour mayoral candidate Ken Livingstone.

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All hail to a truly top dog

By Simon Rocker, February 2, 2012

Let's bask in the glory of Muzzle Tov, the greyhound who romped to victory in the 20.17 at Romford on Saturday night. It was the seventh win out of 43 races for the speedy kosher canine.

I notice he was racing after Shabbat; there must be a lesson in that. Give that dog a bone.

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Does Cora read the torah?

By Simon Rocker, February 2, 2012

The online salon talk this week has been whether award-winning ITV drama Downton Abbey requires a mezuzah.

Leading character Lady Cora (below) has already been revealed to be the daughter of Cincinnati millionaire Isidore Levinson.

Later this year you will be able to learn about her matrilineal line when her mum - played by Shirley MacLaine - turns up in the next series.

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The pic they didn't want seen

By Simon Rocker, February 2, 2012

What could be more innocuous than a picture of a rabbi at prayer? But when this shot of Lord Sacks on official tour of Australia last week appeared on the J-Wire website, photographer Henry Benjamin was asked to remove it by the Chief Rabbi's Office.

Hardly the work of a prying paparazzo.

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Peston's hair-raising claim

By Simon Rocker, February 2, 2012

"No, I don't dye my hair," BBC business editor Robert Peston told his Observer interviewer on Sunday, "It's good Jewish genes. My dad, who's 80, has still got a full head of dark hair."

Is our DNA indeed hairier? I already see the protest letter from the League of Bald Jewish Gentleman.

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Dramatic gift from Israel

By Simon Rocker, February 2, 2012

The New Israel Fund has received a donation with a difference. Israeli writer A.B. Yehoshua, a guest of the UK charity last year, has offered it the English premiere of his new play, about a London meeting between Israel’s future premier David Ben Gurion and revisionist Zionist leader Vladimir Jabotinsky.

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Why the JC is well-balanced

By Simon Rocker, January 26, 2012

Guardian writer Kira Cochrane recently complained of male bias in the press, with almost 80 per cent of articles written by men.

Allow us to blow our own trumpet. A byline count of recent JCs shows nearly half of our articles were by women.

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Mezuzah with a twist?

By Simon Rocker, January 26, 2012

Jewellery brand Lovebullets has a new item out for Valentine's Day: a pendant containing a paper scroll to deliver a message to your beloved. Sounds familiar?

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Speaking of little Israel

By Simon Rocker, January 26, 2012

The CIES Football Observatory, which publishes reports on European soccer, has done a survey of player heights in the top leagues.

The tallest belong to the German Bundesliga averaging above 6 foot.

And the shortest? Israel's Ligat Ha'Al, of course, whose members do not quite reach 5 foot 11.

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Pesach comes early at Tesco

By Simon Rocker, January 26, 2012

The seasons are surely out of synch. The other day I spotted a bee struggling to find a flower.

Now someone tells me that Brent Cross Tesco are stacking the shelves with Pesach goods - and it's not even near Purim.

But then what do you expect from a company that has Easter eggs on sale on Boxing Day?

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In defence of large portions

By Simon Rocker, January 26, 2012

Metro reviewer Marina O'Loughlin enjoyed Mishkin's, London's new Jewish-themed but distinctly unkosher deli which serves smoked eel and pork hot dog beside chicken soup and knishes.

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Selling like hot cakes

By Simon Rocker, January 26, 2012

Hurry if you want to find a seat at Jewish Book Week, even though it is three weeks away. A number of sessions have already sold out - including those with novelists Umberto Eco, Howard Jacobson and filmmaker Claude Lanzmann.

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It's a wizard thing to be a Jew

By Simon Rocker, January 19, 2012

when you enter the world of a computer game, you can choose what kind of character you want to play, such as wizard, warrior or thief.

But how would you react when the offered options include adventurer, rogue and "Jew"?

Normally, anti-defamationists would be up in arms but this is the new computer game of South Park, the scurrilous TV satirical cartoon.

South Park's co-writer Matt Stone

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Hot on the felafel trail

By Simon Rocker, January 19, 2012

Could Israel be about to become the new taste of TV? After London restaurateur Yotam Ottolenghi's splendid BBC documentary on food in Jerusalem last month, ITV chef Philip Vickery has been out to Israel to sample its flavours. He will be reporting on This Morning on Monday about what he found.

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Sex please, we're frum

By Simon Rocker, January 19, 2012

America's Jewish Week ran a feature recently about koshersextoys, a website purveying padlocks, prostrate plugs and other pleasure-enhancing items, based in the yeshivah town of Lakewood. My rabbinic adviser has yet to tell me whether such toys should be circumcised.

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Hebrew debut in a Camden pub

By Simon Rocker, January 19, 2012

Foreign artists often leave behind their own language and sing in English when here.

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