"I was the only non-Jew present – and I couldn't have felt more out of place if I'd been stark naked with "Long live Palestine" tattooed on my chest."
"This is one of the few Israeli building projects which isn't controversial.
"By banning such a cruel industry, Israel would provide a shining example in care and compassion that others would be sure to follow."
"What we have here is a cut-price Alan Sugar.
"Whereas Sugar leapt like a gazelle from knighthood to peerage, Winner was pretty miffed to be offered an OBE.
"Ah bagels and lox! I was brought up on it y'know.
"Just after my barmitzvah."
Wake Up To Wogan
"It is an unfashionable thing to say, but I have a considerable admiration for the Israeli way of doing things. They want something, they get it.
They perceive someone as their deadly enemy, they kill them. They get hit, they hit back.
They don’t waste time explaining or justifying or agonising; nor do they allow their detractors to enter their country and then afford them generous welfare payments. They just act."
"I'd be happy if someone used my passport to kill such a disgusting Hamas terrorist."