Brixton Old Boys - squad

ROB BLACKMAN

Position: Centre midfield Goals this season: 12

Age: 23
Lives: Radlett
Occupation: Account Manager
Nickname: Svartzman
Team supported: Newcastle
Position: Various
Previous clubs: London Lions, Wingate & Finchley
Status: Single
Likes: Winning
Dislikes: Losing
Football idol: Zidane
Which boots do you wear? Predators
Best player played with: Jewish – John Nitka, Non-Jewish – Dean Windass
Famous look-a-like: Adrian Mutu
Favourite ground: Old Trafford
Favourite food: Steak
Favourite kosher restaurant: Solly’s
Favourite holiday destination: Miami
Favourite film: The Godfather
Favourite car: Veyron
Actual car: Veyron
Big match preparation: Green tea extract, Berroca, double shot coffee, beans and eggs
Worst-dressed teammate: Alon Hershkorn
Dream date: Mila Kunis
Career highlight: Back-to-back promotions with Brixton
Most embarrassing moment: Too many to count
Claim to fame: Playing at Stamford Bridge
One regret: There is no point living with regrets
Motto: If it’s gotta be, it starts with me
Studs or blades? Studs
Bagels or rye bread? Bagels
Shwarma or falafel? Shwarma