Temple Fortune - squad
MICHAEL GOLDBERGPosition:Centre midfieldGoals this season:0
Fortune beat off the challenge of several clubs to land the former Camden Park playmaker who produces goals, assists and moments of magic in equal proportions.
Michael Goldberg (Temple Fortune A)
Occupation: Sales Negotiator, Estate Agent
Team supported: Tottenham
Position: Handyman (but usually the Van Der Vaart role)
Previous club: Camden Park
Likes: Football, drinking, banter, girls
Dislikes: Awful banter, Arsenal, all West Ham fans, attention seekers
Football idol: David Ginola
Best player played with: Jewish - Unfortunately its not Scott Shindler, Non-Jewish - I had a kick about with Dennis Bergkamp once
Famous look-a-like: Matt Cardle, so I’ve been told.
Favourite ground: Craven Cottage - always a great away day out
Favourite food: Chips
Favourite restaurant: Madisons
Favourite holiday destination: Magaluf
Favourite film: Butterfly Effect
Favourite car: Bugatti Veyron
Actual car: BMW 1 Series
Big match preparation: Late night followed by an early morning of MOTD and a full English (of the kosher variety, of course!)
Dream date: Anywhere with Cheryl Cole
Career highlight: Beating Hendon A this season in what was a great cup upset.
Most embarrassing moment: Nothing embarrasses me
Claim to fame: I have appeared on TV twice, once on MOTD, another time on Newsround in my early teenage days talking about Lord Of The Rings.
One regret: Going on Newsround – I got stick for a good year
Studs or blades? Blades
Bagels or rye bread? Bagels
Shwarma or falafel? Neither