Los Blancos - squad



    Goals this season:

    Age: 26
    Lives: Hendon
    Occupation: Accountant
    Nickname: Hershyboy
    Team supported: Spurs
    Position: Striker
    Previous clubs: Hendon United
    Status: Married
    Likes: Food, sleep, football
    Dislikes: Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City, early mornings
    Football idol: David Ginola
    Which boots do you wear? Adidas Predators
    Best player played with: Jewish - Danny Myers, Non-Jewish: Perry Groves
    Famous look-a-like: Fatima Whitbread
    Favourite ground: White Hart Lane
    Favourite food: Steak (rare to raw)
    Favourite kosher restaurant: 86
    Favourite holiday destination: Las Vegas
    Favourite film: The Gladiator
    Favourite car: Range Rover
    Actual car: Hyundai
    Big match preparation: Bowl of Crunchy Nut and some peach Robinsons
    Worst-dressed teammate: Sami Birnbaum
    Dream date: In a public forum like this, it can only be the wife!
    Career highlight: Beating Prem side NWN B in the CA Cup in our first season Most embarrassing moment: Probably
    admitting that Fatima Whitbread is my look a-like!
    Claim to fame: First ever-goal for Los Blancos and bicycle kick extraordinaire
    One regret: My captaincy selection at the start of the season
    Motto: PPD - Pride, Passion, Determination
    Studs or blades? Blades
    Bagels or rye bread? Bagel
    Shwarma or falafel? Shwarma