By Venetia Thompson, July 18, 2011
'So you're walking home from the rehearsal dinner? Along these winding, pitch black Sardinian roads?'
'Yeah. It's Shabbat.'
'But what happens if you don't walk home and take a cab? Do you get punished? Can you commandeer a horse?'
'It's tradition to walk.'
'But there's no punishment if you don't?'
My boyfriend was asking awkward questions again.