By Peter Rosengard, July 11, 2011
Moses the moth man called me back on Tuesday afternoon. "Mr Rosengard, I've just surveyed your flat and you've got moths."
"I know I've got moths, Moses. that's why I called you on Friday."
"Well they're in your cupboard with the clothes and I can tell you now Mr Rosengard that very soon they're going start eating your carpet."
"My carpet? How soon exactly? Thursday morning?"