By Real Real Zionist
August 11, 2011
My name is Ghenghis Kahn
I am an astronaut
I used to live on the moon and went to The University of The Sea of Tranquility where I studied Venutian anthropology
Then I made aliya to Mars
I have been unhappily married for 457 years on account of my extreme OCD affliction
I have four little green children and three little purple grand children.