Shavuos Caption Competition


By Melchett Mike
May 23, 2012
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The following photograph was taken yesterday on Brent Street, Hendon . . .

http://melchettmike.wordpress.com/2012/05/23/shavuos-caption-competition...

Get those captions coming!

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Real Real Zionist

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:51

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Is this the same Melchett Mike ?

" I'd have no problem standing alongside the EDL "


Jon.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:55

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Grow up Mike.


zaheerayin

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 12:17

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Jon, check your internal mail.

Melchett Mike...don't bother...you're hopeless.


Advis3r

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 12:27

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Interesting to note the sign behind them reads Jews for the Boycott of Israeli Goods - no pretence that they only mean setlement produce. Bigots!

Jon/RRZ/zaheerayin you display a total lack of a sense of humour - it's only funny when you make the joke, obviously.


Jon.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 13:07

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Come on Avis3r you know if one of 'us' had posted something like that about the counter demo you'd have been first to decry it.


Advis3r

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 13:08

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I see you support a boycott of Israeli goods then?


joemillis1959

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 13:24

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This is probably the best account of when the nutters of both sides descended on Hendon


Jon.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 13:30

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Thanks Joe. Very insightful. The below quote is interesting...

"I’m going to ‘out’ my favourite person in the BIC. The person shouting racist abuse at the young Pakistani man was standing right next to Jonathan Hoffman. Jonathan Hoffman is the leading light of this coalition of nutters. He is also the Co-Vice Chair of the Zionist Federation. At no point did Jonathan Hoffman intervene or try to tone down the protester standing next to him. He stood by, waving his Israeli flag, shouting other stuff, which although not racist, I do not find particularly inspiring. It is fair to say that he is one of the leaders of the UK Zionist right, one of the figureheads of the staunch Zionist Israel can do no wrong crowd, but he showed a complete lack of leadership by not intervening. I am not sure what is worse, someone shouting such abuse or no one intervening.""


Advis3r

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 13:35

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Lieberman said this:

“The only way to solve the problem (between Jews and Arabs) is to lower the friction between the two peoples. There can't be peaceful coexistence in one national state, we can't live together in the same apartment. So there should be a separate Jewish state and Arab state.”

That is fascist? That is what the UN proposed in 1947 no guesses as to who rejected it and now wishes they had not.

Aside from that there is no excuse for the disgraceful racist remarks and abuse Alan Langleben who I know personally has reported. Our case is watertight we have no need to descend to the level of those who wish to delegitimise Israel.


joemillis1959

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 14:00

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Advis3r, best have words then with those "leaders" who stood and did nothing.
And there is no such thing as an "only way". Only fascists believe in "the only way". You can educate to less friction too. You could take away the "acceptance committees" that prevent non-Jews from living in Jewish communities. That, by the way, was a proposal, quite racist in fact, from Yisrael Beiteinu. If anyone here had said "You can't live here, you are Jewish", they'd be up against the Equalities Act (2010)


Advis3r

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 14:00

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Since I am not in the UK that would be difficult. Hopefully they will read what Alan Langleben wrote and reflect on it.


Jon.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 14:03

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Hopefully so.....

MAYBE THEY'LL JUST WRITE IN BOLD INSTEAD


Mary in Brighton

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 14:27

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If BIC could get close to 100 people out at very short notice how come Jonathan can only get 4 or 5 out to his demos with all the time in the world ?


Real Real Zionist

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 14:50

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Mary, I am going to assume that that is not a rhetorical question and I am going to answer it.

Because there are only 4 or 5 crazy extremists in the world that would be seen dead following Hoffie.


Goldie G. Tobin

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 14:54

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Mike, is this how Jews treat each other? You ought to be ashamed.


Melchett Mike

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 15:18

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I'll go further, Real Real Dickhead . . .

If I saw the EDL giving you a good kicking, I'd join in with a cheeky stamp!

In my book, there's nowt worse than a self-hater.


Jon.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 15:20

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WOAH THERE.

NOT COOL AT ALL.


Jon.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 15:23

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How can the JC in all conscience allow you to remain as a blogger on this site when you threaten violence to other contributors?

You are an outrage.


Real Real Zionist

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 15:25

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Is this the same Melchett Mike ?
| June 6, 2010 at 11:02 am |
“Achi” Gamil,
I write from experience . . .
I have devoted years to my goal of f*cking as many female Zionists (i.e., Israelis) as my ageing body will allow. Alas, only with a 1 in 5 success rate.
I am certain that if I swapped sides and tried my luck with the hairy, unwashed, anti-Zionist bints, my success rate would shoot up to 3 in 10.
Love to the goats,


Real Real Zionist

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 15:26

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Is this the same Melchett Mike ?
June 6, 2010 at 8:35 am |
Imagine having to work in a neighbouring shop through that racket! Someone should give them a slap.
As for the female protesters, one of those “good Zionist boys” – one who doesn’t mind unshaved, unwashed birds – should give them something else (such ‘women’ are, of course, only there out of frustration).


Melchett Mike

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 15:51

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And what about this . . .

http://melchettmike.wordpress.com/2010/08/12/world-trade-center-set-for-...

I love rattling their self-hating cages!


Goldie G. Tobin

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 16:02

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Does his mother know he talks about women like this?


Melchett Mike

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 16:09

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Don't know, Goldie, though I imagine Real Real Dickhead's mother is as bad as he is.

These self-haters learn it at home, you know . . .


Mary in Brighton

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 16:18

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They say that women haters and supporters of ultra right wing neo Nazi groups learn it at home too. There really is no wonder you can't get a date Mike.


Chris Tucker (not verified)

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 16:28

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Well, if Mike has a bit of time on his hands, maybe he might ask his mate, Hoffman whether, since he's completely busted, he's planning to apologise to Dan Sheldon.


Melchett Mike

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 16:33

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I wonder which one of you lot might take the prize this year!

http://melchettmike.wordpress.com/2009/01/03/jew-for-sayle-alexeis-bid-t...


zaheerayin

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 16:35

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I'm sure there are plenty of sows around who would find Mike a real catch.


Jon.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 16:36

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Outrage generates clicks eh Mike?

Daily Mail school of marketing. Very clever.


zaheerayin

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 16:56

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Is self-promotion contagious?


Melchett Mike

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 08:31

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Like the pigeon lady in Brighton, it sounds like you could do with a thoroughly good seeing to, Aneedzayin. Might get you off your Jew-obsession.

Sadly for you, however, I am just not that altruistic!


joemillis1959

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 09:32

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It is absolutely despicable that the JC is allowing a chosen blogger to in effect call for rape

"Like the pigeon lady in Brighton, it sounds like you could do with a thoroughly good seeing to,"

while using terminology in quasi-Hebrew (Aneedzayin) which means "I need pr*ck".

You should be ashamed of yourselves - this is far worse than the Guardian's CiF would ever allow.


zaheerayin

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 09:53

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I'm not sure who to call first...the Met, my lawyer, or a bodyguard.


Jon.

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 09:58

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I would genuinely make a complaint to the Met if necessary. I presume someone has taken a screen grab.


zaheerayin

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 10:17

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Sure have.


Real Real Zionist

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 10:35

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Well all you have to do is keep these people typing.I am surprised though at how easily Mike's urbane starbucks and the New York Times veneer is stripped away.


Melchett Mike

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 12:31

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Your shrink should be top of the list, Aneedzayin!

You and Pigeon Lady shouldn't make personal remarks about others if you are so sensitive, and don't want to hear the absolutely bloody obvious - that you are both sad and frustrated, and need a jolly good seeing to - in response!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=a%20good%20seeing%20to

Screen grab! Quickly! Quickly!! Screen grab!!


Jon.

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 13:26

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And still you keep digging.


Advis3r

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 08:16

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How pathetic - good at dishing out with your relentless and venomous attacks on Jonathan Hoffman and anyone else who supports Israel but such cry babies when the tables are turned and the same is aimed in your direction. Melchett Mike has exposed you for the intolerant hypocrites you are.


Jon.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:19

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Really? Intolerant hypocrites?

For objecting to jokes/threats of corrective rape?


Mary in Brighton

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:49

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Is the JC still hosting Melchett Mike?


Melchett Mike

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:24

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Thank you, Advis3r. Good to know it is not only self-hating Jews here! "Pathetic" and "cry babies" is kind for these intolerable wretches.

Jon conveniently (as ever) ignores the initial references to my personal life. But, anyway, who said anything about "rape"? How chauvinistic to assume that Aneedzayin and Pigeon Lady wouldn't die for a good seeing to.

Screen grab! Quick! Screen grab! ;-)


Advis3r

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:42

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Jon "threat of rape" please explain or withdraw that statement you are skating on extremely thin ice with that libel.


Mary in Brighton

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:24

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The best thing about Mike not being able to get a date is that there is no danger of the world becoming infested with little Mike racist sexist piglets.

Is Mike still being hosted by the JC?


Advis3r

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:28

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The wonder is they still tolerate a bottle green blonde anarchist!


suzanna

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:44

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Mary - don't bicker with them. Ignore them.


suzanna

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:17

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Especially the misogynist.


Advis3r

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:17

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suzanna obviously is unsure of herself so shies away from argument - as they say if the kitchen's too hot do us all a favour and get out! There are enough Israel haters on this site already.


Real Real Zionist

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:41

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psssstt Has anyone other than Jose or Mike, mentioned Israel ?


Advis3r

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:47

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Rich at least you don't hide your hateful prejudice on Richard Millet's website - we get the full works there.


suzanna

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:48

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Hi RRZ - only the haters - who are so obsessed with defending the indefensible

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