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An Open Letter to Alan Sugar

By CBetts, May 16, 2011

Dear Alan, Lord, Sir, Del Boy,

Generally, I’m stuck for jokes. I write a piece about modern art, say, only to end up forcefully comparing Damien Hirst’s latest oeuvre to a pickled turd. Artful journalism it is not. But then, once a year, the Apprentice shows up and the jokes write themselves. So, hurrah from me.