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  • Ronaldo bringing peace to the Middle East?

    Marcus Dysch
    Jul 23, 2009

    The Daily Telegraph has a story on its site about former Golden Boot winner Ronaldo (the original, fat one) who is to star as himself in a movie due to be made in Lebanon.

    There’s plenty of potential for mirth in the simple facts of the matter: Would any child really dream of the toothy striker without waking up in a cold sweat? Does this mean his football career is finally over? Is he really still only 32?

    I could go on.

  • The man behind...

    Stephen Pollard
    Jul 23, 2009

    Ever heard of John Barry? Not the Bond composer - the other one.

    I hadn't until I read his obituary. Chances are you have had cause to thank Mr Barry for his invention at least once in the past month. Mr Barry, you see, was the man behind WD-40, and as such did more to contribute to day to day life than many far more exalted names.

    Have a read of his obit. It's a fascinating case study. 

  • He never said it

    Stephen Pollard
    Jul 23, 2009

    This is the big one, as punctured by Gideon Rachman:

    Whenever European leaders want to justify the drive for ever-closer
    union in foreign policy, they quote Henry Kissinger’s famous remark -
    “Who do I call if I want to speak to Europe?”. The comment is meant to
    epitomise Europe’s failure to get its act together on the world stage.
    The hope in Brussels is that if the Lisbon Treaty goes through, the
    Americans will finally get that single number to dial; it will be the
    new EU foreign secretary for Hillary Clinton, and new EU president for
    Obama.

    The Kissinger “who do I call” remark was trotted out at almost every
    seminar I ever went to Brussels. So I’m delighted to add it to the list
    of “famous sayings that were never said”.

  • How to blow your case, by Nadine Dorries

    Stephen Pollard
    Jul 22, 2009

    Unintentionally hilarious post on Tory MP Nadine Dorries's blog.

    She starts off having a go at the idea that MPs have too much holiday, arguing that the fact that they aren't sitting doesn't mean they have the time off:

    ‘MPs take 85 days holiday' is one example. I don't suppose the headline ‘MPs hammer the constituency work during the month of September' is really eye catching enough, but is the truth ever as good as the fiction?

  • The greatest book ever

    Stephen Pollard
    Jul 22, 2009

    Daniel Finkelstein posts about Obama's new role model: LBJ. I loved this:

    LBJ used to have big charts where he could know which congressman or
    senator he needed to call at every instant. He would then invite them
    to breakfast, cocktails, call them at any hour of the day or night.

    He called one senator at 3 a.m. and said to the senator, 'I hope I
    didn't wake you up,' and the senator replied, 'Oh no, I was just lying
    here hoping my president would call.'

  • They think we are all idiots

    Stephen Pollard
    Jul 22, 2009

    I was away from my pc yesterday, and thanks to the O2 network crash couldn't post from my phone, so forgive the delay in mentioning this, but...

    With a wife who is 33 weeks pregnant, I am naturally looking at all the advice regarding swine flu. I'll leave commenting on the sheer incompetence of a government which has a health secretary, a public health minister, a chief medical adviser and a health department all saying different things, and the mind-numbing crassness of the NCT advising would-be parents to wait a year or so until swine flu has passed before getting pregnant.

    Instead, I'll simply thank Sir Liam Donaldson for his advice, published on Monday, specifically directed at pregnant women: