WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF ISRAEL SURRENDERS TO HAMAS?

I actually think that there might be a problem for the Jews living in Israel.

The problem is that the inane trolls that abuse the lack of moderation on the JC are not simply "anti-zionist", more "anti-semitic". They do not like Jews defending themselves.

Still the arguments are unravelling by the minute. Now that the video evidence and the large cache of weapons hidden on board have come to light (and ridiculous claims of 19 dead have been abandoned spectacularly), we see it was all desperation for ANYTHING to blame the Jews for.

Kol Dodi Dofek

The thing is, they want Israel to be destroyed. This from
"steveabbott" on another thread:

"Israel has become a lunatic state. The only thing that will stop it is a catastrophic military defeat - something like what happened to Germany or Japan."

Joshu 18,

Instead of a WW2 style surrender, I am suggesting a surrender on "human rights" grounds.
It would also please The UNHRC.
It would also, of course, please Iran. And Turkey.
Even Nick Clegg might be cheered up after losing David Laws.
Everybody would be happy.

I think that Obama would be happy since it would be proof that his diplomacy in The middle East hasd born fruit. (I don't think that he would really mind too much about the nukes being handed over to Iran.)

I am sure that Sarkozy would be happy.

Baroness Tonge would hold a party for The Lib Dems.

But Jeremy Bowen would not be happy because he would be out of a job. That would be quite sad when you think about it.

Stephen Fry would be able to do a travel programme in Palestine. It might be very interesting. He could also do a book with photographs.

Elvis Costello could hold a concert in Gaza City. That would be very nice if you like pop music.

Lots of film directors who hated Israel could have a festival in Jerusalem. That would be really cool.

Ban Ki-Moon could get the Nobel Peace Prize for having encouraged israel to surrender. That would be great. Especially after the award to Obama.

Ken Livingstone, when he is re-elected Mayor of London, could twin London to Jerusalem. That would be very special and heart-warming.

Ken Loach could head the Jerusalem International Film Festival. He could even do a retrospective.

Tom Paulin could organize a poetry festival in Haifa.

Desmond Tutu could be made Archbishop of Gaza City.

Richard Goldstone could be made a Judge in the Palestinian Sharia Constitutional Court.

Tom Paulin could hold another poetry festival in Netanya.

"Tom Paulin could organize a poetry festival in Haifa."

That would be his evening work. His day job would be arranging the executions of all Jews who were born in Brooklyn.

"Richard Goldstone could be made a Judge in the Palestinian Sharia Constitutional Court."

The beheading judge. Hey, he's well-qualified for the post.

"Baroness Tonge would hold a party for The Lib Dems"

Suicide belts free. Bring your own Jew.

Now as for The Jews who survive...

(1) They must all convert to Islam and learn The Koran by heart.

(2) They must explain to The BBC why it is much nicer being a Muslim. (Pesach is a drag (no bread) and you can't eat a thing on Yom Kippour etc.)

I have quite a good idea. Let's say that a few hundred thousand Jews do survive.
Why not put them in Gaza? Total genius, although I say this myself.

Richard Goldstone could then be elected President of Gaza.

Tom Paulin could be Minister for The Arts. (Newsweek could do their Arts slot from Gaza)

Ken Livingstone could actually be Mayor of Gaza City.

As Jews in the diaspora, we must accept that a few of us, are a bit silly and politically incorrect. We don't, for example, really even believe in "human rights".

I think that we should be re-educated. (Even if we don't decide to emigrate to Gaza City, we could still convert to Islam?)

And there is no reason whatsoever why some British Universities could not not run courses for us. We could be forced to do exams in "Where The Jews went wrong", "Chomsky and Richard Falk" etc.

"Now as for The Jews who survive..."

You are being very optimistic here.

Q: What is the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?

A: The pessimist is better informed.