Tel Aviv Attacked


By Joshua18
June 16, 2010
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The Guardian - Wednesday 16 June 2014 11.30 BST

EU Forces Attack Tel Aviv
"City in flames"

Waves of EU bombers attacked Tel Aviv for a third consecutive day. Taking off from bases in Egypt, EU planes this morning bombed what were described by official sources as "strategic military targets". Reports from the Zionist entity suggest that Tel Aviv is a "city in flames". It is understood that many thousands of residents have now fled the city and are heading for the Negev desert. The loss of life has been described as "considerable".

All planes returned safely to their bases. Pilots from the Polish, British and German contingents took part in today's attack.

The president of the EU has sent the following message to the pilots involved in the raids: "You have performed a great service for all humanity. Until the world has rid itself of the great evil that is Zionism none of us can rest. Our grandparents sacrificed much to defeat the Nazi war machine. It has now fallen on your shoulders to rescue the world once again. I know you will not let us down. God bless you all."

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Yvetta

16 June, 2010 - 11:47

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I think these parodies should be anthologised.

Joshua18

16 June, 2010 - 12:19

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"I think these parodies..."

These are not parodies. This is the future as I see it.

"...should be anthologised"

Qué?

steveabbott

16 June, 2010 - 13:15

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joshua18. you say your item is not parody, but the future as you see it. your world is a very dark place indeed. it is certainly the case that the eu (and indeed to a lesser extent the us), is becoming more exasperated with it's boundaryless 'ally' in the middle east. It is also the case that israel is now being clearly seen as a strategic liability rather than asset in both american and european capitals. still - your scenario is - well - i just dont know where to start. its beyond ridiculous.

Yvetta

16 June, 2010 - 14:10

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You would probably have said the same in the 1930s, Steve, along with all those Appeasers. Until Kristallnacht most German Jews refused to face facts, thinking that Hitler's madness was a passing phase.
Don't forget that TV discussion - it's interesting.

Yvetta

16 June, 2010 - 14:12

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Joshua, they are wasted here - when you've done a batch of them, send 'em viral. The same goes for Ray's.

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