Please Help Me!


By Joshua18
June 5, 2010
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Whatever I do, eat a bagel, sleep, listen to a Haydn symphony, I cannot get this song out of my head. This is getting pretty serious, and I don't know what to do.....Oh, Lord, it's starting again.........

"We Con the World" at YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOGG_osOoVg

There comes a time
When we need to make a show
For the world, the Web and CNN
There's no people dying,
so the best that we can do
Is create the greatest bluff of all

We must go on pretending day by day
That in Gaza, there's crisis, hunger and plague
Coz the billion bucks in aid won't buy their basic needs
Like some cheese and missiles for the kids

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
With guns and our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

Ooooh, we'll stab them at heart
They are soldiers, no one cares
We are small, and we took some pictures with doves
As Allah showed us, for facts there's no demand
So we will always gain the upper hand

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
we're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

If Islam and terror brighten up your mood
But you worry that it may not look so good
Well well well well don't you realize
You just gotta call yourself
An activist for peace and human aid

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

We con the world
We con the people
We'll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
We con the world (Bruce: we con the world…)
We con the people (Bruce: we con the people…)
We'll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
The truth will never find its way to your TV

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Yvetta

5 June, 2010 - 16:48

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I also can't get it out of my head - and don't want to!
How I love Caroline Glick and Noam Jacobson et al!
It's gone viral all over the web - listened to it twice last night, twice this morning, and twice this afternoon. It's absolutely fabulous, very funny and deeply moving at the same time.

Perhaps the YouTube generation will finally connect with Israel's cause. If so, Mark
Regev might well find himself surplus to requirements ;~P


Joshua18

5 June, 2010 - 17:31

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"I also can't get it out of my head"

I don't just hear them, I also seem them!

"deeply moving at the same time."

I agree totally. Makes me so proud to be Jewish and a Zionist.


steveabbott

7 June, 2010 - 17:49

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great band! - i can see why israeli bands are so successful in the uk, europe and the states - not. i can also see why they do ok in the eurovision song contest. dont give up your day jobs guys!

oh, and back to comedy school for whoever wrote the lyrics - my sides were splitting so much i had to lie down!

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