Most gruesome Yom Kippur practice, ever


By Miriam Shaviv
September 17, 2010
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Apologies for lowering the tone around here, especially on the eve of the holiest day of the Jewish calendar, but - butt....

According to the Huff Post:

On the evening of Yom Kippur, in preparation for the 25 hour fast, Jews the world over will offer charity, request forgiveness from friends and family whom they may have wronged, and immerse themselves in the mikveh (the ritual bath) to be purified. At some point, perhaps post-mikveh and before donning their white garments for the Kol Nidre service, many of them will stick a little something up their tuches.

I discovered this secret several years ago, here on West 90th Street in the week before Yom Kippur when I was complaining to a neighbor about how not eating or drinking doesn't bother me, but the caffeine withdrawal is brutal. "In Monsey, there's a run on caffeine suppositories the day before Yom Kippur," my in-the-know friend shared with me. I envisioned a hoard of desperate, bearded Jews pounding on a pharmacy door, like heroin addicts begging for a fix.

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Rabbi Zvi

Fri, 09/17/2010 - 13:32

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Why not take a pro-plus? After all it's not Derech Achila and has more in kin with taking a medicine. A quick swallow of the tab and hey Presto! you're caffeined-up for the day and no eating ever happened. No different from taking your statin or aspirin.

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