JFJP (Jews for Justice For Pork)

By Harpo
December 8, 2008

As an Orthodox Jew, I am very worried about the tainted Irish pork. I mean, these poor animals come in for such a bad press from our people and now this?

I'm considering starting a new focus group with the acronym of "JFJP" or "Jews for Justice for Pork".

After all, if some of our brethren feel the need to front the other JFJP (Jews for Justice for Palestinians) group to stand up for our friendly neighbours, why shouldn't the Ireland's pigs get our unified support too?


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