In The Slammer this week

By Stephen Pollard
November 23, 2009

A friend of mine in Phoenix sent me this:

The hot new publication in Phoenix is called  The Slammer - a 12-page weekly filled with the mugshots of everybody arrested
in Maricopa county that week, captioned with the names and pending charges.
There is some fine print to clarify that all of them are innocent until proven

This appears to be it.




Mon, 11/23/2009 - 17:22

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wanted in fourteen counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice. Therefore, according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused before us, Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez — also known as The Rat — and any other aliases he might have, to hang by the neck until dead….may god have mercy on his soul….proceed.


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