A shark named Mossad?


By Jennifer Lipman
December 7, 2010
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We Jews have been accused of a good few things in our time. Control of the media, killing the saviour of mankind, yada yada yada.

But I think this one pushes the boat out. Possibly literally.

The ever-so-rational sounding governor of South Sinai, Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha, has a theory about the tragic deadly shark attack off the Sharm el-Sheikh coast.

He thinks Mossad did it (or possibly another shadowy Israeli aquatic organisation – he’s not exactly clear) by dispatching said sea creature down south with the express intent of it munching on tourists to damage the local Egyptian economy.

It’s definitely a possibility, he claims.

Um, right. Look, Israel has offered the word a lot of things; USB sticks, Max Brenner chocolate, Dana International. But geographically trained man eating sharks?

Not on the list, last time I checked.

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joemillis

Tue, 12/07/2010 - 18:58

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You think it's a joke, don't you? Here's a link to the Mossad's secret shark training school

And here's one of the trainers with his pet shark, Al Sharq

sharky


joemillis

Tue, 12/07/2010 - 18:59

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joemillis

Tue, 12/07/2010 - 19:01

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nope, it's here
Must be WikiLeaks related.


mattpryor

Tue, 12/07/2010 - 19:11

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Why does everyone always blame the Jaws?

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