No stars (12A)
This painfully unfunny spoof of movies and celebrities is just that - a disaster.
In one of the more daring castings of recent times, a Palestinian is starring as Shakespeare's infamous Jew.
Yes, I think I helped break down barriers
The Siege does not make comfortable viewing.
Twenty eight years ago, I sat in my office in the J Walter Thompson advertising agency in Berkeley Square and bashed out a script for a British Telecom commercial.