Heard any good Jewish jokes lately?

Have you heard the one about the Jewish boy who got a part in the school play?

“I’m playing a Jewish husband,” he tells his mother proudly. “That’s no good,” she replies, “tell them you want a speaking part.”

Perhaps not the greatest joke in the world. In fact, we’re sure you can do better. Send us your favourite Jewish joke and you could have it printed in the JC, and even told by a comedian to an audience at London ’s famous Comedy Store.

Email us your joke to laughs@thejc.com and we will put it on this website, and print a selection in the paper.

Not only that — a panel of comedy masterminds will pick their favourite of your favourites, to be told at the JCC for London's stand-up evening at the Comedy Store on June 22.

The winner gets two free tickets to the show. So come on — make us laugh.

    Last updated: 3:24pm, June 9 2009